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armageddon news: with Dick Tate
Tune in every night at 7:00pm as we join the controversial broadcaster and right-wing journalist Dick Tate, who will bring us the very latest in armageddon news.
From election results, referendums and salacious sex scandals, to the odd assassination, terrorist bombing and constitutional crisis every now and then, there's absolutely nothing that this man cannot do.
Dick Tate, circa 2014.
'Great Wall of Mexico' to be constructed with Lego bricks due to 'large budget cuts'.
uploaded by Cody Pendant, 2hrs ago.
Boris Johnson in trouble after 'delivering a box of snickers bars' to Kim Jong-un.
uploaded by Klaus Schaff, 4hrs ago.
Writer of Jong-un's biopic assassinated over 'very
offensive' title: 'A Fridge Too Far'.
uploaded by Ali Chance, 9hrs ago.
PM Theresa May gets brand new haircut... and is compared to a Lhasa Apso.
uploaded by Hugh Jarsol, 9 hrs ago.
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Schedule
armageddon television schedule
7:00pm
Channel 7 Launch Party
The armageddon network is finally here, and they're starting things off with a bang! Resident broadcaster Dick Tate will be hosting this glorious occasion, with candid, all-exclusive interviews with a variety of guests, including Labour Candidate Madge E. Strait, and Conservative MP Waylon Dowd.
9:00pm
PAX-MAN
Jeremy Paxman returns as a ferocious one-man army against several high-profile political figures, in an all-new nightly current affairs programme with no nonsense and no restraints.
10:00pm
Dr. Strangelove (1964)
In this darkly humorous political satire, the put-upon President of the United States is thrown into hot water when one of his generals issues an unauthorised nuclear attack on Russia. Directed by the late great Stanley Kubrick, this all-time classic stars Peter Sellers in three major roles, alongside George C. Scott, Sterling Hayden, and Slim Pickens.
12:00am
Network (1976)
In this Oscar-winning satire, a television network struggling with poor ratings hits a goldmine when their veteran news anchorman (an Oscar-winning Peter Finch) suffers a mental breakdown and launches into an angry televised rant, inspiring an ambitious producer (an Oscar-winning Faye Dunaway) and the network to exploit his fragile mental state for profit and ratings.
2:15am
Black Mirror - The National Anthem
In the first ever episode of the critically acclaimed anthology series for the technological age, a much-loved member of the Royal Family has been kidnapped, and the Prime Minister faces a shocking dilemma, involving the kidnapper's outrageous request.
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